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Nike now lets you personalize your shoes by  submitting a word or  phrase
which they will stitch onto your shoes, under the swoosh. So Jonah Peretti
filled out the form and sent them  $50 to stitch   "SWEATSHOP" on to his
shoes.

Here's the response he got...
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    From: "Personalize, NIKE ID"  nikeID_personalize@nike.com
    To: "'Jonah H. Peretti'" peretti@media.mit.edu
    Subject: RE: Your NIKE ID order o16468000
    Your NIKE ID order was cancelled for one or more of the following reasons:


    1) Your Personal ID contains another party's  trademark or other
    intellectual property

     2) Your Personal ID contains the name of an athlete or team we do not
    have the legal right to use

     3) Your Personal ID was left blank. Did you not want any
    personalization?
    4) Your Personal ID contains profanity or inappropriate slang, and
    besides, your mother would slap us.


    If you wish to reorder your NIKE ID product with a new
    personalization please visit us again at www.nike.com
    Thank you, NIKE


    From: "Jonah H. Peretti" peretti@media.mit.edu
    To: "Personalize, NIKE ID" nikeID_personalize@nike.com
    Subject: RE: Your NIKE ID order o16468000


    Greetings,


    My order was canceled but my personal NIKE ID does not violate any of
    the criteria outlined in your message. The Personal ID on my
    custom ZOOM XC USA running shoes was the word "sweatshop."


    Sweatshop is not:
    1) another's party's trademark,
    2) the name of an athlete,
    3) blank, or
    4) profanity.
    I choose the ID because I wanted to remember the toil and labor of
    the children that made my shoes. Could you please ship them to
    me immediately.
    Thanks and Happy New Year, Jonah Peretti


    From: "Personalize, NIKE ID" nikeID_personalize@nike.com
    To: "'Jonah H. Peretti'" peretti@media.mit.edu
    Subject: RE: Your NIKE ID order o16468000
    Dear NIKE ID Customer,


    Your NIKE ID order was cancelled because the ID you have chosen
    contains, as stated in the previous e-mail correspondence,
    "inappropriate slang". If you wish to reorder your NIKE ID
    product with a new personalization please visit us again
    at nike.com
    Thank you, NIKE ID


    From: "Jonah H. Peretti" peretti@media.mit.edu
    To: "Personalize, NIKE ID" nikeID_personalize@nike.com
    Subject: RE: Your NIKE ID order o16468000
    Dear NIKE ID,
    Thank you for your quick response to my inquiry about my custom ZOOM
    XC USA running shoes. Although I commend you for your
    prompt customer service, I disagree with the claim that my personal ID

    was inappropriate slang. After consulting Webster's Dictionary,
    I discovered that "sweatshop" is in fact part of standard English,
    and not slang. The word means: "a shop or factory in
    which workers are employed for long hours at low wages
    and under unhealthy conditions" and its
    origin dates from 1892. So my personal ID does meet the criteria
    detailed in your first email.
    Your web site advertises that the NIKE ID program is "about freedom
    to choose and freedom to express who you are." I share Nike's love
    of freedom and personal expression. The site also says that "If you
    want it done right...build it yourself." I was thrilled to be able
    to build my own shoes, and my personal ID was offered as a small token
    of appreciation for the sweatshop workers poised to help me realize my
    vision. I hope that you will value my freedom of expression
    and reconsider your decision to reject my order.


    Thank you, Jonah Peretti


    From: "Personalize, NIKE ID"  nikeID_personalize@nike.com
    To: "'Jonah H. Peretti'" peretti@media.mit.edu
    Subject: RE: Your NIKE ID order o16468000


    Dear NIKE ID Customer,


    Regarding the rules for personalization it also states on the NIKE ID
    web site that "Nike reserves the right to cancel any personal ID up
    to 24 hours after it has been submitted". In addition, it
    further explains: "While we honor most personal IDs, we cannot honor
    every one.
    Some may be (or contain) other's trademarks, or the names of certain
    professional sports teams, athletes or celebrities that Nike does not
    have the right to use. Others may contain material that we
    consider inappropriate or simply do not want to place on our products.

    Unfortunately, at times this obliges us to  decline personal IDs that
    may otherwise seem unobjectionable. In any event, we will let you
    know if we decline your personal ID, and we will offer
    you the chance to submit another." With these rules in mind,
    we cannot accept your order as submitted.
    If you wish to reorder your NIKE ID product with a new
    personalization please visit us again at www.nike.com


    Thank you, NIKE ID


    From: "Jonah H. Peretti" peretti@media.mit.edu
    To: "Personalize, NIKE ID" nikeID_personalize@nike.com
    Subject: RE: Your NIKE ID order o16468000

    Dear NIKE ID,
    Thank you for the time and energy you have spent on my request. I
    have decided to order the shoes with a different ID, but I would like
    to make one small request. Could you please send me a color snapshot of
    the ten-year-old Vietnamese girl who makes my   shoes?
    Thanks,
    Jonah Peretti


    As one forwarder writes:


    ... this will now go round the world much farther and faster
    than any of the adverts they paid Michael Jordan -- more than the
    entire wage packet of all their sweatshop workers in
    the world to do...


    I normally avoid passing on these things, but  this time I say:


     
JUST DO IT

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